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"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”


You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

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- Blocklava (via blocklava)

(via pencil-pouch-princess)

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via alcoholicmother)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135, via theryanlocke)

hedgehog-goulash7:

hawkawaii:

whenyouwereherebefore:

Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#we need this

(via theryanlocke)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via heymynamestaylor)

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

ihavenosocialife:

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

we don’t get taught this y being a vowel ‘sometimes’ in Britain like wtf it sounds stupid like why ‘sometimes’ ??

(via infiniteloveinfinitefear)

(Source: mcaubergine, via theryanlocke)

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

(via infiniteloveinfinitefear)

kushandwizdom:

Hypocrisy

Mental.

(Source: robemmy, via fingermeelmo)

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via kickasspowerpuff)

the-great-sherlock:

iamtherightkirsti:

wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via danielfhes)