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barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

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srsfunny:

Shadow Puppet Like A Bosshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

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dlorrin:

via Imgfave for iPhone

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arealmotorcycle:

surprisebitch:

did you know that the brand Durex is derived from the French verb, “durer” which means “to last”

suddenly everything makes sense

Just for the record “dur” in French also means hard. So it was pretty much a double entendre there.

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xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

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iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

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puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

methhomework:

Asking hipsters about bands that don’t exist.

lol what the fuck kind of name is two door cinema club

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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